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The Adventures of Guy

The Adventures of Guy Every once in a while a book comes along that WOWS youeps you thumbing through the pages causes emotions to pour from your soulleaking stuff like inspiration tears of joy or sadness It even makes

  • Title: The Adventures of Guy
  • Author: Norm Cowie
  • ISBN: 9781933157085
  • Page: 464
  • Format: Paperback
  • Every once in a while, a book comes along that WOWS youeps you thumbing through the pages, causes emotions to pour from your soulleaking stuff, like inspiration, tears of joy or sadness It even makes the Oprah book list Well, this ain t that kind of book The Adventures of Guy is a book of fun, of truths so ridiculous that you just have to sit down and drink a miEvery once in a while, a book comes along that WOWS youeps you thumbing through the pages, causes emotions to pour from your soulleaking stuff, like inspiration, tears of joy or sadness It even makes the Oprah book list Well, this ain t that kind of book The Adventures of Guy is a book of fun, of truths so ridiculous that you just have to sit down and drink a milk shake and ponder the fallacies of human nature and satire and why some day there will be attorneys in the world than non attorneysd what a world like that will be liked you feel sorry for your grandchildren, because, thank God, you ll be buried by thend the attorneys will still be fighting over your estate Join Guy and his roommates Thurman and Knob, plus a comely whose breasts, like the Big Gulp, are too big for the cup holder on their Quest to get his little brother s brain back from sinister forces who actually believe a teenager s brain is worth something than just playing Playstation A Quest where they run into monsters too horrible to mention herebut we ll give you a hint plumber s butt.

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    About "Norm Cowie"

    1. Norm Cowie

      Norm Cowie is an award winning columnist, founder of the Humor Writers of America and writes adult and young adult fantasy humor Here s what other people say about his books I loved this book, fangs and all Best selling author James Rollins fantastically funny BookLoons This book sucks in a most delightful way Don t miss this gem Shane Gericke, national bestselling author an amusing teen vampire tale Five starred review Harriet Klausner, s 1 book reviewer.inely funny Taliesin The Vampire s Lairon The Adventures of Guy and its sequel The Next Adventures of Guy humorous fantasy at its best Armchair Interviews Top reviewer LOL funny Beverly at Publisher s Weekly No topic is safe from Cowie s incredible wit and entertaining turn of phrase Pop Syndicate named one of Pop Syndicate s Top Ten Books of 2007 hilarious mishaps Joliet Herald News Hilarious, witty and oozing with snappy sarcasm 3Rs Bits, Bites Books Don t bother picking up this one if you ve no sense of humor Amanda Richards, Top Reviewer Everything in the book is so true, you can t help but laugh in agreement Roundtable ReviewsThe Next Adventures of Guy, winner Best Sci Fi Fantasy in Preditors and Editors readers choice awardVisit Normnormcowie

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    1. Why is it that Norm Cowie can write about boobs, poop and butt cracks and come off kind of cute, but when I do it, people tell me that I made them vomit (in a good way, of course)? It’s just not fair. Maybe it’s because Norm has a knack for wordplay. Maybe it’s because I lack the ability to determine or care about when something is in bad taste. Who cares? This review shouldn’t be about me and my scatological humor. It should be about Norm Cowie and the crazy adventure he sends his chara [...]


    2. I was sent a copy of this novel by the author, who has a page here on (you should check him out).The Adventures of Guy is a shot gun novel. What do I mean when I say "shot gun"? Well, I mean that it starts off with a bang, and flys by at breakneck speed, never losing its momentum.Poor Guy and his roommates are harrassed morning, noon, and night by telemarketers. They refuse to answer the phone. The ringing has become just another noise in the background. Until. one fateful day just stops ringin [...]


    3. Ever wonder where telemarketers come from? Why PMS occurs? Read this book and find out! Norm puts together a fun adventure including a powerful Super PMS woman, attorneys, Judge Wopner, McDonalds, goofy Dan Quayle quotes, plumbers butt crack and a whole lot more.



    4. A fun little read about an adventure with an elf, a wizard, a double uterus PMS warrior, a ghost dog, and an unbeliever. A quest against such evils as lawyers, tobacco companies, and telemarketers, all to get back a stolen brain.There were a couple of obvious editting errors in the book, and the writing was often simple and only occationally clever. Character and plot development were both a bit weak, but the story itself was entertaining enough where I will probably read the sequel.


    5. I accidentaly clicked on the wrong button and bought this book while I was looking for Hitchhiker's Guide. I should have given it back and demanded my money back immediately. Not funny. Not interesting. Not creative. Whiny. Pathetic. Uninspiring. Total waste of my time. I kept reading it waiting for it to get better, but it never did.


    6. Probably 2.5 stars. Zany book about a small group of teenagers who go on a quest, and do battle with the most loathsome of characters: lawyers and telemarketers. Hilarious in parts, falls short in others. Definitely a better read for the testosterone crowd.


    7. This book is silly and fun, kind of an Alice in Wonderland kind of nonsense, although cruder and more, well, juvenile to appeal to older (and therefore more immature) audiences.


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