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The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole

The Apocalypse and Satan s Glory Hole Armageddon arrived on a weekday which was really inconvenient for a lot of people including The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse After their appearance on The Kayla Mangrabler talk show they decided

  • Title: The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole
  • Author: Timothy W. Long Jonathan Moon
  • ISBN: 9781452862033
  • Page: 341
  • Format: Paperback
  • Armageddon arrived on a weekday, which was really inconvenient for a lot of people, including The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse After their appearance on The Kayla Mangrabler talk show, they decided to go their separate ways and cause as much havoc as possible Jesus has been stuck at the craps table for three days, sipping vodka and Red Bull, completely missing the endArmageddon arrived on a weekday, which was really inconvenient for a lot of people, including The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse After their appearance on The Kayla Mangrabler talk show, they decided to go their separate ways and cause as much havoc as possible Jesus has been stuck at the craps table for three days, sipping vodka and Red Bull, completely missing the end of the world But he is about to meet up with Death and go on a road trip that will test their resolve and their blood alcohol content.Meanwhile, an unlikely band of heroes are headed to Las Vegas to fight the Apocalypse Creepy Chuzz and his one armed, addict monkey Phil are flying there in an ice cream truck Chuzz s best friend Leon plans to lend a hand, assuming he can escape the clutches of the insane Father Maniwhore not to mention Pestilence, who has designs on the janitor s bathtub LSD addled brain.Along the way they will encounter bouncing glory hole boxes, militant lesbians, an undead general, a flying demon named Princess Sally, hordes of zombies, and a trio of secret agents hellbent on delivering a Cease and Desist order to Lucifer himself.They d better hurry, because the Devil is rising in the desert, and he is hungry to start the Apocalypse that his son could not But only if he can get it on with his giant floating glory hole.

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    1. Timothy W. Long Jonathan Moon

      Timothy W Long has been writing tales and stories since he could hold a crayon and has also read enough books to choke a landfill He has a fascination with all things zombies, a predilection for weird literature, and a deep seated need to jot words on paper and thrust them at people.Tim is the author of the horror novels Beyond the Barriers, Among the Living, and the forthcoming sequel Among the Dead His other works include the deserted island zombedy , The Zombie Wilson Diaries He also co wrote the post apocalyptic novel Wacktards of the Apocalypse with Sir Jonathan Moon This book was recently named the preferred version of the end of the world by a consortium of rapture survivors True story.

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    1. This book is AWFUL! I don’t mean the sucky kind of awful, I mean the kind of awful that gives you a boner. The kind of awful that makes you drive faster when a Dead Kennedys song comes on the radio. The kind of awful that makes realultimatepower the best website ever. The kind of awful that makes “The Toxic Avenger” a classic movie.Don’t get where I’m going? Then don’t read this book. You, like the other 90% of people in the world, will hate it. Go read “Twilight” and watch “Fr [...]


    2. Dip yourself in whatever numbing agent is your preference, strap yourself in tightly, put on some welding goggles, and then perhaps you might be able to absorb this little slice of delightful insanity, brought to you by two authors who apparently have a strong fetish with glory holes, demons with, shall we say, impressive dangly bits, some very odd and phallically shaped bugs, feces, LSD, the "F" word, and anything else you can think of that might disrupt the sensitive minds of virtually everyon [...]


    3. This is one of my favorite Bizarro books (if you want to label it as such.) It's so off the wall, it's on the floor. And the floor is littered with all kinds of congealing viscera and humor so black it would make Mandingo burn you in the eye with a cigar out of jealousy.The writing is very impressive and constructed seamlessly between the two authors. I was hooked from the The similes and metaphors are some of the most hilarious and imaginative I have ever read. The characters of the Four Horsem [...]


    4. There is apocalypse of zombies, explosions, and strange shit but this tops it off. Quick everyone get inside Satan's butthole. They start out with a huge orgy in the desert, then the Four Horsemen on a talk show and then Jesus and Satan hanging out drinking some brews.A ride with the Four Horsemen you won't forget an apocalyptic laughter all the way to the end.


    5. You'll either love this book or hate itThis is a raunchy, yet hilarious spin on the end of days. Basically the Author focuses on sex, sex, and a little more sex. But its funny, in a fart joke, toilet humor sorta wayThe bad thing about the audio book is that it was a little hard to keep track of the timeline as it jumped around abit. i'm sure it would be easier if you took your time with the written version.The good; obvious toilet humor, fart jokes, and a mockery of the apocalypse. God is bored, [...]


    6. I've had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Long and Mr. Moon, such cordial men and yet they put out wondrously demented fiction like this. I was sitting in a coffee shop with this book and having to suppress my laughter as the apocalypse went down bizarro style. Hilarious if you have a sick, sick sense of humor like I do.




    7. In case people cannot tell from the title, this book is certainly not for the faint of heart or those of a gentle nature. There is violence, sex, goo, ick and dick jokes - lots of them. An irreverent look at the "end of days".Some tidbits that some may consider spoilers but to give you a bit of a feel of just where the irreverence lies:The Apocalypse has begun but the Seals have not been broken so the Apocalypse is all screwed up and not happening as predicted.The Antichrist is killed via an eld [...]


    8. Wow this book is the craziest, funniest, mad utterings I have ever read. It's like Monty Python mixed with Shaun of the dead mixed with Fear and loathing in Las Vegas! I was reading as usual in bed getting ready to sleep but with this book it kept making me laugh out loud and uncontrollably that relaxing was just not going to happen! OK so if your mind is not twisted a little, or bad language upsets you, or references to dwarf porn may offend, then this is not the book for you. On the other hand [...]


    9. This was the most vulgar book I've ever read. I couldn't put it down. I found myself in tears because I was laughing so hard. Wow. Just, wow.




    10. There are few books I will just put down but this is one. I couldn't get past the first 1/2 hour and I returned it for credit with Audible.



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